Sunday, October 21, 2012

Deep Thoughts

- Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 

- Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 

- Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale? 

- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 

- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance? 

- How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures? 

- Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath? 

- Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear? 

- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'It's all right'? It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?' 

- Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 

- Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

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