10 RULES FOR THANKSGIVING DINNER AT OUR HOUSE

1.  Don't get in line asking questions about the food.  "Who made the 
potato salad?  Is it egg in there?  Are the greens fresh?  Is the meat
 in the greens turkey or pork?  Who made the macaroni and cheese? What 
kind of pie is that?  Who made it?  
  
  2.  If you can't walk , please sit down until someone makes your plate for you. 

Dinner time is not the time for you to be independent.  

Nibble on them pecans and walnuts to hold you over until someone makes you a plate.
  
  3.  If you have kids under the age of twelve, we will escort them
 to the basement and bring their food down to them.  They 
are not gonna tear our house up this year. 
  
  4.  There is going to be one prayer for Thanksgiving dinner! 

JUST ONE AND IT WILL BE IN JESUS' NAME.
  
  5.  Finish everything on your plate before you go up for seconds!
  
  6.  BRING YOUR OWN TUPPERWARE!! Please Don't let me catch you 

fixing yourself a plate in our good Tupperware knowing  that we will never see 
it again!
  
  7.  What you came with is what you should leave with!! Do not leave 
our house with anything that doesn't belong to you.
 
  8.  Do not leave your kids so you can go hopping from house to house.
 This is not a DAYCARE CENTER! 
  
  9.  BOOK YOUR HOTEL ROOM BEFORE YOU COME INTO TOWN!! There will be no
 sleeping over at our house! You are to come and eat dinner and go home 
or to your hotel room. EVERYBODY LEAVES BY 9:00 pm. 

10.  Last but not least! Anyone coming over for Thanksgiving Dinner 

will be required to attend our Church on Sunday,